welcome to the Elizabeth's boyfriend application. don't take any of this seriously. except for some. ok.

In order to fill the position of Elizabeth's significant other, these qualifications must (mostly) be filled. These are not in any order of importance

1. must be a free spirit

2. funny

3. understanding

4. charming

5. must like watching childrens movies such as Babe, Toy Story, The Little Mermaid, and Cinderella

6. enjoys picnics

7. not afraid of outdoors

8. likes a good wrestle once in a while

9. must be goofy

10. must not take life too seriously

11. must play an instrument, preferbly a guitar or banjo

12. with this instrument, said persons must croon DMB, Van Morrison, or other appropriate music specifically to me

13. responsible

14. smart

15. enjoys thrift stores

16. laughs a lot

17. must be a sexy beast

18. brings me flowers when I am sick

19. concerned about the enviornment

20. no Al-stashes

21. not afraid of drawing hearts and stars and saying the word "cute"

22. likes to write letters

23. understands random acts of kindness

24. suprises me with little things, ie: picks a dandolin and gives it to me, writes notes to me in the dust on my car during pollen season, leaves little notes in my books-

25. does not feel the need to impress anyone

26. enjoys singing loudly while driving

27. must have a great smile that smiles a lot

28. must live in my town and not be an old man

29. would be someone who would pick me up just to drive around

30. . must love me!

this is something I wrote once in my livejournal- along the same lines as the first 30 questions.

he has shaggy brown hair that is shorter than mine with sideburns and he never brushes it. he uses very fragrant shampoo. he smells good and I don't know why. he wears cordory pants and suspenders over funny tee shirts that he gets at the thrift store. he loves camping and sleeps out in a tent in his backyard for days at a time during the week, just for the hell of it. he knows all the constillations and drives his el camino out in the country and lays in the truck bed of it just to count shooting stars. his el camino is named susan and he always keeps his sleeping bag and a spare grateful dead tape under the seat. his favorite show is behind the music on VH1 and his favorite episode ever is behind the music vanilla ice. he also loves to watch spongebob squarepants. he eats more than anyone I know and he loves PB&J and orange soda. he dances in his room to led zepplin when no one is home. he sings off key in his el camino to whatever happens to be playing. his middle name is unconventional and he is embarrassed by it. He wears dark brown birkenstocks in the summer and velcro shoes in the winter, with fleece socks, but you wouldn't know it because he never keeps the velcro shoes on for very long. he collects boxers that have dogs on them. he has 2 dogs, both mutts. he draws pictures of stick people and sketches of random faces he's seen. he writes poetry that is intended to be bad. sometimes when he is in a very good mood he bursts out in song in random places. he asks other people if he can pop their pimples. he has no reservations about anyone or anything. he is smarter than most people you know but is not competitive at all, and doesn't know he's smart. He carries a manual camera in his backpack and when the urge hits him he will pull it out and take artistic pictures, his room is walpapered in posters of art and the pictures he takes with the camera, and sometimes a drawing he really liked here or there. the CD that is in his cd player right now is "pure 80s" and it pretty much never leaves that spot. his guy friends and him like to go to concerts. his humor is a cross between monty python and will and grace, and most of his jokes are really bad. his favorite time of the year is january when the sky is bluish white and the weather is cold enough to bring color in his cheeks. he has a mysterious laugh that is sometimes overly loud. he sleeps with his guitar.

all inquires apply within. currently this job is still open.