this is all in reference to the ChemisTREE ornament project my school does every year. the project involves constructing an ornament out of an element, a food compound, a natural compound, an alloy, stuff like that, and identifying the chemical formula for each. this project is not fun.

TwEEtrpEEp: howd the manorah go

mightythequinn: you're half jewish and you can't even spell mEnorah

TwEEtrpEEp: "my bad"

mightythequinn: it is good

mightythequinn: it will be the best menorah on the christmas tree

TwEEtrpEEp: it will be the only mEnorah on the christmas tree

mightythequinn: and therefore the best

TwEEtrpEEp: its the best and the worst in one

TwEEtrpEEp: I wish I had saved my snowman from 8th grade

TwEEtrpEEp: then this would all be a lot easier

mightythequinn: i put sugar on mine

TwEEtrpEEp: I'm going for the rice

TwEEtrpEEp: it'd be kinda funny if you put bacon on yours

mightythequinn: serioiusly, i'm laughing out loud

mightythequinn: =-O

TwEEtrpEEp: and if you didn't know it

TwEEtrpEEp: and you presented it and were like, yeah this is my menorah, I used bacon and popcicle sticks

TwEEtrpEEp: and had no idea

mightythequinn: that would be so damn funny

mightythequinn: can you imagine what it would look like?

TwEEtrpEEp: it would be so gross

TwEEtrpEEp: youd touch it and itd be all greasy

TwEEtrpEEp: and dogs would follow you around

TwEEtrpEEp: can you imagine the face wieland [our teacher] would make

mightythequinn: what if she started barking and ran up and ate it!

mightythequinn: =-O

TwEEtrpEEp: and she took it and bit it and shook her head like dogs do

TwEEtrpEEp: and the whole class would be like OH MY GOD

TwEEtrpEEp: and we'd all have to get rabies shots

mightythequinn: and no one would talk about her

mightythequinn: they would pretend she didn't exist

mightythequinn: because she wouldn't be there anymore

mightythequinn: and when we asked what happened to mrs. weiland, they would pretend to not know what we were talking about

TwEEtrpEEp: shed have to go to the pound

TwEEtrpEEp: ms wieland who?

TwEEtrpEEp: and then one day in latin yates would be like

TwEEtrpEEp: hey do you remember that woman

TwEEtrpEEp: and everyone would be like... hmmmmm

mightythequinn: and one day she would mysteriously show up again

TwEEtrpEEp: must get back to the non-religious snowflake made of rice

TwEEtrpEEp: see ya later