sf9JediFrodo: what the HELL IS WITH the CATS TODAY?!!?

TwEEtrpEEp: AAAAAAAHHHHH

sf9JediFrodo: you're like the 8th person to say something odd about cats

TwEEtrpEEp: SMELLY!

TwEEtrpEEp: CATS!

TwEEtrpEEp: so, what are they feeding you?

TwEEtrpEEp: smelly smelly smelly smelly smelly

sf9JediFrodo: uh.... ok

sf9JediFrodo: so... are you the only one over there?

TwEEtrpEEp: there's a smelly cat.

TwEEtrpEEp: and it's smelly

sf9JediFrodo: i see

TwEEtrpEEp: you can't see it

sf9JediFrodo: mmhmm

TwEEtrpEEp: it's not your fault

sf9JediFrodo: no, its yours

TwEEtrpEEp: what did I do?

sf9JediFrodo: you smelled a cat

TwEEtrpEEp: it's not like a ran up to it and was like SNIFF SNIFF YOU ARE SMELLY

TwEEtrpEEp: its like it walked in and I was like WOW SMELLY

sf9JediFrodo: so?

sf9JediFrodo: its still your fault

TwEEtrpEEp: not mine. it's not your fault

sf9JediFrodo: well, then, its bush's fault

TwEEtrpEEp: it is?

sf9JediFrodo: either his, his dog duke, or yours

TwEEtrpEEp: how?

sf9JediFrodo: because bush's baked beans?

sf9JediFrodo: beans beans, the musical fruit

sf9JediFrodo: beans beans, they're good for your heart?

TwEEtrpEEp: what is that?

sf9JediFrodo: beans beans, they're good for your heart, the more you eat em, the more you fart

sf9JediFrodo: beans beans the musical fruit, the more you eat em, the more you... toot. heh

TwEEtrpEEp: beans are fruit?

TwEEtrpEEp: how are they beneficial to the heart?

TwEEtrpEEp: do they have folic acid?

sf9JediFrodo: damnit im not gonna get breast cancer!

sf9JediFrodo: i dont NEED folic acid

sf9JediFrodo: and neither do the girls on my swim team

TwEEtrpEEp: the girls on your swim team have breast cancer?

TwEEtrpEEp: or do they have smelly cats?

sf9JediFrodo: no, no, they'll never get breast cancer

sf9JediFrodo: if they did

sf9JediFrodo: the cancer would be too cramped to grow

TwEEtrpEEp: fruit beans?

sf9JediFrodo: gatorade frost

sf9JediFrodo: (im driking)

TwEEtrpEEp: what is driking?

sf9JediFrodo: drinking

TwEEtrpEEp: ooooooooh

TwEEtrpEEp: fruit beans?

sf9JediFrodo: imbibing

sf9JediFrodo: im drinking pureed fruit beans

TwEEtrpEEp: so you are a smelly cat?

sf9JediFrodo: no, but i have two of them

sf9JediFrodo: one of em is clean

sf9JediFrodo: 3 cats...

TwEEtrpEEp: fruit beans?

TwEEtrpEEp: 2 or 3?

sf9JediFrodo: i have no beans

sf9JediFrodo: im broke

sf9JediFrodo: ill trade my last cow for some beans to plant in the ground

TwEEtrpEEp: you just said you were driking beans

sf9JediFrodo: in hopes a massive stalk will grow

sf9JediFrodo: and i will meet a giant

sf9JediFrodo: and i can steal some golden eggs

TwEEtrpEEp: a fruit bean?

sf9JediFrodo: and the giant will come and smash your house

TwEEtrpEEp: my house?

TwEEtrpEEp: what about smelly cat

sf9JediFrodo: your house

TwEEtrpEEp: oh wait, that's you

TwEEtrpEEp: fruit beans.

TwEEtrpEEp: BEAN FRUIT

sf9JediFrodo: DAPING FOAMER

sf9JediFrodo: FOAMING DAPER

TwEEtrpEEp: what is that?

sf9JediFrodo: thats what you are

TwEEtrpEEp: a fruit bean?

sf9JediFrodo: no, no, a daping foamr

sf9JediFrodo: foamer**

TwEEtrpEEp: what do daping foamrs do?

sf9JediFrodo: they foam dapily

sf9JediFrodo: foamers who dape

TwEEtrpEEp: wait so fruit beans?

TwEEtrpEEp: ******* and *******?

TwEEtrpEEp: mad fruit beans!

sf9JediFrodo: where did THAT come from?

TwEEtrpEEp: my smelly cat

sf9JediFrodo: wait, wait, rewind

sf9JediFrodo: pause, stop, rewind

TwEEtrpEEp: EJECT

sf9JediFrodo: this is a rom

sf9JediFrodo: you cant eject a rom

TwEEtrpEEp: I am in a room

sf9JediFrodo: same thing

TwEEtrpEEp: it is spelled with two Os

sf9JediFrodo: who cares

TwEEtrpEEp: don't run from your feelings eileen

sf9JediFrodo: my feelings?

sf9JediFrodo: am i in love with you?

TwEEtrpEEp: ******* and *******?

TwEEtrpEEp: ugly smelly cat!

sf9JediFrodo: which one?

TwEEtrpEEp: you/

TwEEtrpEEp: ?

sf9JediFrodo: so what do ******* and ******* have to do with smelly cats?

TwEEtrpEEp: what are you talking about?

sf9JediFrodo: thats what im asking you

TwEEtrpEEp: are they in love?

sf9JediFrodo: that would be funny

TwEEtrpEEp: funny?

sf9JediFrodo: funny, amusing, hillarious

sf9JediFrodo: extemely unlikely

TwEEtrpEEp: why?

sf9JediFrodo: you know

sf9JediFrodo: something about polar personalities

TwEEtrpEEp: smelly cats?

sf9JediFrodo: smelly polar bears

TwEEtrpEEp: polar bears are not smelly

TwEEtrpEEp: they are white

sf9JediFrodo: they can smell

sf9JediFrodo: pigeon poop is white

sf9JediFrodo: but it smells

TwEEtrpEEp: like smelly cats?

sf9JediFrodo: i dunno, i never really compared

TwEEtrpEEp: compared what?

sf9JediFrodo: pigeon poop with smelly cats

TwEEtrpEEp: why would you want to compare that when you have fruit beans?

sf9JediFrodo: ok, im done

sf9JediFrodo: im tired

sf9JediFrodo: and theres a guy getting on my nerves that swims for a team in greenville

sf9JediFrodo: and im about to kick his ass

TwEEtrpEEp: beans

sf9JediFrodo: fruit

TwEEtrpEEp: smelly?

sf9JediFrodo: cats!

TwEEtrpEEp: win

sf9JediFrodo: ??
sf9JediFrodo signed off at 11:58:47 PM.