note- one of my favorite things to do online: harrass matt
another note - snowboarder boyfriend is not real
Phoenix1793MG: hey, she's taller than you
TwEEtrpEEp: I can still put up a tent faster
Phoenix1793MG: not faster than me
TwEEtrpEEp: and why am I being compared to her?
Phoenix1793MG: i dunno
Phoenix1793MG: just felt like it
TwEEtrpEEp: I'm gonna throw the piggy off the hill
Phoenix1793MG: ???
TwEEtrpEEp: so what next
Phoenix1793MG: im gonna get her to come with me to a movie tomorrow
TwEEtrpEEp: what movie
Phoenix1793MG: not sure...
Phoenix1793MG: ill figure that out tomorrow morning
TwEEtrpEEp: hmm
TwEEtrpEEp: sounds intresting
TwEEtrpEEp: but not as intresting as my colorado man
Phoenix1793MG: ??
Phoenix1793MG: do tell
TwEEtrpEEp: James
TwEEtrpEEp: big border
TwEEtrpEEp: smart as hell
TwEEtrpEEp: great kisser
Phoenix1793MG: wait
Phoenix1793MG: waaaaaiiiiiit
Phoenix1793MG: whoooooooooooooa
Phoenix1793MG: slow down
TwEEtrpEEp: oa was on the end of that
TwEEtrpEEp: haha
Phoenix1793MG: ok
Phoenix1793MG: ok wait
Phoenix1793MG: ok ok
Phoenix1793MG: let me get this straight
Phoenix1793MG: no
Phoenix1793MG: noo
TwEEtrpEEp: what?
Phoenix1793MG: you mean you've heard from OTHER PEOPLE that he was a good kisser
TwEEtrpEEp: no
Phoenix1793MG: DAMN
TwEEtrpEEp: slow ski lifts
Phoenix1793MG: shit shit shit
Phoenix1793MG: shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit
TwEEtrpEEp: what
TwEEtrpEEp: just swappin some spit
TwEEtrpEEp: kissing is so fun
Phoenix1793MG signed off at
10:45:37 PM.
Phoenix1793MG signed on at
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Phoenix1793MG: ok
Phoenix1793MG: that was bad
Phoenix1793MG: my network thought i was an intruder
Phoenix1793MG: and... i build my networks to not be nice to intruders
TwEEtrpEEp: sounds bad
Phoenix1793MG: nah, my access codes worked
Phoenix1793MG: i just had a hell of a time getting to the command console
Phoenix1793MG: oh well
Phoenix1793MG: tell me about the colorado man
TwEEtrpEEp: james
Phoenix1793MG: tiberius kirk
Phoenix1793MG: I CANT DU IT KEPTYN
TwEEtrpEEp: he bords, he's got dark brown hair
TwEEtrpEEp: sticks up in the front
TwEEtrpEEp: very cute
TwEEtrpEEp: humble
TwEEtrpEEp: gentleman, funny
Phoenix1793MG: hmm
Phoenix1793MG: sounds a lot like me... ya know, the humble part
Phoenix1793MG: aaaaaahaha
TwEEtrpEEp: RIGHT
TwEEtrpEEp: lol
Phoenix1793MG: hey hey
Phoenix1793MG: so, was this a semester-long thing?
TwEEtrpEEp: just messin
Phoenix1793MG: love at first sight?
Phoenix1793MG: haha, yea, i'd hope so
TwEEtrpEEp: no it was when I went skiing
TwEEtrpEEp: in colorado
TwEEtrpEEp: last week
Phoenix1793MG: ooooh
Phoenix1793MG: what?!!?
Phoenix1793MG: EK!!
TwEEtrpEEp: what
Phoenix1793MG: for one week??
TwEEtrpEEp: yeah
Phoenix1793MG: i so thought you were above stuff like that
TwEEtrpEEp: it was just a flond
TwEEtrpEEp: * fling
Phoenix1793MG: i thought you were about... flings
TwEEtrpEEp: why not
Phoenix1793MG: well... i just thought...
Phoenix1793MG: you were...
Phoenix1793MG: i dont know
TwEEtrpEEp: I was what
Phoenix1793MG: i just thought your mentality was more like mine...
Phoenix1793MG: im not sure what that is
Phoenix1793MG: but its not that
TwEEtrpEEp: maybe you should try it first
Phoenix1793MG: ive been in situations like that also
TwEEtrpEEp: really
Phoenix1793MG: i just... hold to my standards, or try to
Phoenix1793MG: yea, north dakota breeds... curious girls
TwEEtrpEEp: uh huh
TwEEtrpEEp: girls flinging themselves at you
TwEEtrpEEp: knocks you down sometimes
Phoenix1793MG: be quiet
Phoenix1793MG: there were two girls
Phoenix1793MG: who, im betting, would've gone into the one-movie movie theatre with me for a nice long makeout session if i'd wanted
TwEEtrpEEp: riiiiighhhht
Phoenix1793MG: you dont believe me?
TwEEtrpEEp: I don't believe everything I hear
Phoenix1793MG: would it make it more human if i said i met one of them in the hardware store? hahaha
TwEEtrpEEp: 10 cents a screw
Phoenix1793MG: hahaha, i wish
Phoenix1793MG: the other... i dont remember
Phoenix1793MG: listen the point is... i never would've imagined you'd do that
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TwEEtrpEEp: shake your ass around my casket
Phoenix1793MG: huh??
TwEEtrpEEp: thats the music i'm in to
Phoenix1793MG: give me a like-genre
TwEEtrpEEp: I couldent sleep so i took a pill with a dirty glass of water
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TwEEtrpEEp: brave wonderful matt
TwEEtrpEEp: girls fling themselves at your muscular pecs
TwEEtrpEEp: swimmer shoulders are so hot
Phoenix1793MG: huh?
Phoenix1793MG: um...
Phoenix1793MG: why thank you
TwEEtrpEEp: you heard me you sexy beast
Phoenix1793MG: haha, i know... finally you've come to your senses
Phoenix1793MG: what spawned that?
TwEEtrpEEp: you're just so impressive
TwEEtrpEEp: you fill up a room
TwEEtrpEEp: I've seen girls check you out
Phoenix1793MG: yea, riight
TwEEtrpEEp: and you're computer is so damn fast
TwEEtrpEEp: and how you type lyrics on im
TwEEtrpEEp: it's such a turn on
Phoenix1793MG: ok, you can really stop now
TwEEtrpEEp: you're swimmers hair is like a refreshing summer breeze
TwEEtrpEEp: I just want to run my fingers through it
TwEEtrpEEp: and how you acts with your cats
Phoenix1793MG: thats rhymes...
Phoenix1793MG: sorta
Phoenix1793MG: ebonic rhyme
Phoenix1793MG: YES
Phoenix1793MG: OH
Phoenix1793MG: THATS GOOD
TwEEtrpEEp: and your computer jargon
TwEEtrpEEp: how you say big words and think no one understands you
TwEEtrpEEp: megabyte
TwEEtrpEEp: and gigahertz
Phoenix1793MG: wow, you spelled it right
Phoenix1793MG: ok, moving on
TwEEtrpEEp: moving on to what? you're muscily back?
TwEEtrpEEp: you're sexy sunglasses
TwEEtrpEEp: and your stride when you run with your laptop in hand
TwEEtrpEEp: ?
Phoenix1793MG: i pulled something in my back yesterday
Phoenix1793MG: i cant twist
Phoenix1793MG: i was moving some heavy boxes...
TwEEtrpEEp: so reverse it
Phoenix1793MG: do you know your class schedule?
TwEEtrpEEp: I know yours
TwEEtrpEEp: I haven't even been at school
Phoenix1793MG: you know mine??
Phoenix1793MG: how?
TwEEtrpEEp: I know everything about you
Phoenix1793MG: haha ok
Phoenix1793MG: what was my time in the 100 fly in the last state meet?
Phoenix1793MG: aaaaaaah haha
TwEEtrpEEp: fast
TwEEtrpEEp: as always
Phoenix1793MG: stop!!!!
TwEEtrpEEp: long and fast
Phoenix1793MG: aah
TwEEtrpEEp: you fill up my days
TwEEtrpEEp: you're the first thing I think about when i wake up
TwEEtrpEEp: and the last when I go to sleep
Phoenix1793MG: i confess, you are for me too!!
Phoenix1793MG: i must confess!
TwEEtrpEEp: you run through my mind all day
Phoenix1793MG: my undying love....
TwEEtrpEEp: I bed you get so tired
TwEEtrpEEp: when you look around and you are feeling watched
TwEEtrpEEp: THATS ME
Phoenix1793MG: my gosh
Phoenix1793MG: because im watching you
TwEEtrpEEp: really?
Phoenix1793MG: yes
Phoenix1793MG: i confess
Phoenix1793MG: my deepest secret
Phoenix1793MG: i dream of you
Phoenix1793MG: every night
Phoenix1793MG: restless nights
TwEEtrpEEp: what do you dream about
Phoenix1793MG: you
Phoenix1793MG: what do you think?
TwEEtrpEEp: think of what
Phoenix1793MG: alright, moving on
Phoenix1793MG: im getting freaked out
Phoenix1793MG: i was hoping to freak you out before you did me
TwEEtrpEEp: shake your ass around my casket
Phoenix1793MG: but... it didnt work
Phoenix1793MG: um, .... riight
TwEEtrpEEp: I'm the princess that gets the pony
Phoenix1793MG: haha
Phoenix1793MG: everclear is good
TwEEtrpEEp: yep
Phoenix1793MG: aaah
TwEEtrpEEp: except all their divorce songs
Phoenix1793MG: oh, yea...
Phoenix1793MG: arent all of them about divorce??
TwEEtrpEEp: what
Phoenix1793MG: oh, nm
Phoenix1793MG: excited about returning to hhes on monday?
Phoenix1793MG: (though unhappy its not oa)
TwEEtrpEEp: no
TwEEtrpEEp: I am dreading it
Phoenix1793MG: why???
Phoenix1793MG: im looking forward to seeing you again
Phoenix1793MG: you need to also hear (old song) "Don't Stop Me Now"
Phoenix1793MG: queen...
TwEEtrpEEp: cool
Phoenix1793MG: yep yep
Phoenix1793MG: saaaaave me!!!
TwEEtrpEEp: what
Phoenix1793MG: my battery was about to die
Phoenix1793MG: had to plug my comp in
TwEEtrpEEp: oh
Phoenix1793MG: yea
Phoenix1793MG: what're you doing?
TwEEtrpEEp: quilting
Phoenix1793MG: eh??
TwEEtrpEEp: quilting for YOU matt
Phoenix1793MG: haha, yay, im cold at night
TwEEtrpEEp: I can't stand you
TwEEtrpEEp: what makes you think I'd make a whole quilt just for you
TwEEtrpEEp: and I don't want you to shake your ass around my casket
Phoenix1793MG: ok...
TwEEtrpEEp: infact, don't shake your ass anywhere around me
Phoenix1793MG: im ::sniff:: sorry
TwEEtrpEEp: I hope you're shaking your ass far far away from me
Phoenix1793MG: im not even shaking my ass
Phoenix1793MG: ???
Phoenix1793MG: change of heart?
TwEEtrpEEp: change of ass
Phoenix1793MG: fat bottomed girls... make the rockin world go round
TwEEtrpEEp: ASS ASS ASS
TwEEtrpEEp: ( y )
TwEEtrpEEp: ( Y )
Phoenix1793MG: NOSE NOSE NOSE
Phoenix1793MG: /..\
Phoenix1793MG: /,.\
Phoenix1793MG: EEEW
Phoenix1793MG: look into my eyes
Phoenix1793MG: ???
Phoenix1793MG: ??
TwEEtrpEEp: ?????
Phoenix1793MG: talk to me
TwEEtrpEEp: what do you want me to say
Phoenix1793MG: i dunno
Phoenix1793MG: whatcha doing?
TwEEtrpEEp: talking
TwEEtrpEEp: listening to music
Phoenix1793MG: to whom?
Phoenix1793MG: same
Phoenix1793MG: what music?
TwEEtrpEEp: punk
TwEEtrpEEp: emo
TwEEtrpEEp: random stuff
Phoenix1793MG: punk me too
Phoenix1793MG: hehe
Phoenix1793MG: if you consider limp bizkit punk
Phoenix1793MG: oh well, im out
TwEEtrpEEp: bye
Phoenix1793MG signed off at
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