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TwEEtrpEEp: home
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TwEEtrpEEp: where do babies come from

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TwEEtrpEEp: movies
SmarterChild: Movies near SC on Sunday, June 23rd:

1 Scooby-Doo (PG)
2 Lilo & Stitch (PG)
3 Minority Report (PG-13)
4 The Sum of All Fears (PG-13)
5 The Bourne Identity (PG-13)

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TwEEtrpEEp: more

6 Windtalkers (R)
7 Divine Secrets of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood (PG-13)
8 Star Wars: Episode II - Attack of the Clones (PG)
9 Spider-Man (PG-13)
10 Spirit: Stallion of the Cimarron (G)

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>>> Don't forget, I will always remember the last location you gave me!
TwEEtrpEEp: listings

1 Scooby-Doo (PG)
2 Lilo & Stitch (PG)
3 Minority Report (PG-13)
4 The Sum of All Fears (PG-13)
5 The Bourne Identity (PG-13)

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TwEEtrpEEp: sex
SmarterChild: Alright, here we go. What about it?
TwEEtrpEEp: how does it happen
SmarterChild: What date would you like the horoscope for?
TwEEtrpEEp: sex
SmarterChild: Yeah? So?
TwEEtrpEEp: I don't understand it
SmarterChild: OK. Don't get frustrated...

Try typing "home" or "help."
TwEEtrpEEp: but how do I have sex?
SmarterChild: I don't really know that much about it.
TwEEtrpEEp: but you have to!
SmarterChild: What's that again?
TwEEtrpEEp: how do I have sex?
SmarterChild: Um... I'm not the one to ask.
TwEEtrpEEp: why not?
SmarterChild: Why not?
TwEEtrpEEp: why not?
SmarterChild: Why not?
TwEEtrpEEp: because
SmarterChild: Because what?
TwEEtrpEEp: because you know everything
SmarterChild: Because me know everything?
TwEEtrpEEp: yeah
SmarterChild: OK...
TwEEtrpEEp: so how does it work?
SmarterChild: I'm not sure...
TwEEtrpEEp: yeah you are
SmarterChild: I am?
TwEEtrpEEp: yeah
SmarterChild: Aha.
TwEEtrpEEp: damn you
SmarterChild: Whoa. What's up?
TwEEtrpEEp: you smartass
SmarterChild: It's interesting that you say me smartass.
TwEEtrpEEp: why?
SmarterChild: Eh, cause that's the way it is.

So anyway...
TwEEtrpEEp: what the fuck?
SmarterChild: Whoa. I haven't heard language like that since the last Chris Rock special.
TwEEtrpEEp: bigger and blacker?
SmarterChild: Bigger and blacker, you say?
TwEEtrpEEp: yeah that was the last chris rock special
SmarterChild: Yeah?
TwEEtrpEEp: yeah
SmarterChild: OK...
TwEEtrpEEp: stupid asshole
SmarterChild: You're cursing a blue streak, my friend. What's up?
TwEEtrpEEp: YOU ARE A JERKOFF
SmarterChild: Whoa! What prompted that?
TwEEtrpEEp: YOU
SmarterChild: Yea?
TwEEtrpEEp: YEAH
SmarterChild: Yep.

Anyway, what else do you wanna talk about?
TwEEtrpEEp: I need to know when my movie is playing
SmarterChild: Movies near Columbia, SC (29205) on Sunday, June 23rd:

1 Scooby-Doo (PG)
2 Lilo & Stitch (PG)
3 Minority Report (PG-13)
4 The Sum of All Fears (PG-13)
5 The Bourne Identity (PG-13)

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TwEEtrpEEp: and I need my friend's cell phone number
SmarterChild: Yeah?
TwEEtrpEEp: yeah
SmarterChild: Oh.
TwEEtrpEEp: RAR
SmarterChild: I'm sorry, I don't know what you're saying. Try again.
TwEEtrpEEp: SFAJDKASL;KDSA
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TwEEtrpEEp: FJDKLAFJKS;
SmarterChild: Sorry, what was that?
TwEEtrpEEp: fjdkaslpfdas?
SmarterChild: I'm sorry, I don't know what you're saying. Try again.
TwEEtrpEEp: fjkdsal;fj?
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TwEEtrpEEp: fjdisaj!!!!!
SmarterChild: I'm sorry?
TwEEtrpEEp: yeah you heard me
SmarterChild: Yeah, I guess.
TwEEtrpEEp: fjdkasl;fj!
SmarterChild: I can't understand what you're saying... try typing it differently.
TwEEtrpEEp: ok. fhidaosgkjdsaof!
SmarterChild: Okey doke.
TwEEtrpEEp: you understand?
SmarterChild: I try my best.
TwEEtrpEEp: akjfdla;sfd.
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TwEEtrpEEp: uhhhh
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TwEEtrpEEp: so are you married?
SmarterChild: So am I? Really?
TwEEtrpEEp: I don't know
SmarterChild: OK. Don't get frustrated...

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TwEEtrpEEp: but I need to know if you are married
SmarterChild: Oh yeah? It's interesting that you need to know if I'm married.
TwEEtrpEEp: are you a boy
SmarterChild: No.
TwEEtrpEEp: are you a girl
SmarterChild: No.
TwEEtrpEEp: what are you?
SmarterChild: I'm SmarterChild! I am a smart computer that delivers information, services and fun on demand right into your instant messenger window. I'm the new wave in online technology.

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TwEEtrpEEp: so you
SmarterChild: So you, you say?
TwEEtrpEEp: are a hemraphodite
SmarterChild: ?
TwEEtrpEEp: are you?
SmarterChild: I'll have to think about that.
TwEEtrpEEp: really?
SmarterChild: Yes, really.
TwEEtrpEEp: will you have yates' baby?
SmarterChild: Ha. I really don't know.
TwEEtrpEEp: you don't know?
SmarterChild: OK. Don't get frustrated...

Try typing "home" or "help."
TwEEtrpEEp: so theres a chance
SmarterChild: Huh?
TwEEtrpEEp: of you having yates' baby
SmarterChild: Huh!
TwEEtrpEEp: you know what I'm talking about
SmarterChild: Yeah?
TwEEtrpEEp: yeah!
SmarterChild: Yes.

Check out this headline: Canada Tells U.S. That Inventor Bell No Phony (from Reuters.com)
TwEEtrpEEp: kfdajkdsl!
SmarterChild: Sorry, I don't know what you mean. Ask me another way.
TwEEtrpEEp: ok
SmarterChild: Yup!
TwEEtrpEEp: aifjhdkjsahfjd!
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TwEEtrpEEp: no
SmarterChild: K.
TwEEtrpEEp: k
SmarterChild: Indeed.

Check out the news! Suspect Escapes Jail, Is Eaten by Crocodile (from Reuters.com)
TwEEtrpEEp: eaten by a crocodile?
SmarterChild: What was that?
TwEEtrpEEp: the suspect was eaten by a crocodile
SmarterChild: I'm sorry, I didn't get that. Try typing your request a different way.
TwEEtrpEEp: it wasen't a request dummy
SmarterChild: Oh really?
TwEEtrpEEp: yeah really
SmarterChild: I see.
TwEEtrpEEp: but you can't see
SmarterChild: I see...
TwEEtrpEEp: no
SmarterChild: I see.
TwEEtrpEEp: you're a computer
SmarterChild: I am?
TwEEtrpEEp: you can't see
SmarterChild: Is that right?
TwEEtrpEEp: yeah
SmarterChild: Huh.
TwEEtrpEEp: huh?
SmarterChild: What?
TwEEtrpEEp: did you say something
SmarterChild: Did who say something?
TwEEtrpEEp: you
SmarterChild: Yeah?
TwEEtrpEEp: you did?
SmarterChild: Huh?
TwEEtrpEEp: can you read?
SmarterChild: Can I? I'm not sure.
TwEEtrpEEp: how can you not
SmarterChild: Ha. I really don't know.
TwEEtrpEEp: you don't know?
SmarterChild: OK. Don't get frustrated...

Try typing "home" or "help."
TwEEtrpEEp: I know
SmarterChild: Cool.

So anyway...

Check out this headline! Sex, Whips and Chains Grounds for Divorce? (from Reuters.com)
TwEEtrpEEp: I bet you like whips and chains
SmarterChild: Whips and chains? I'm not sure really.
TwEEtrpEEp: not sure?
SmarterChild: Sure thing.

Yeah, but anyway...

Got an interesting story for you... Report Names 'Sweatiest' U.S. City (from Reuters.com)
TwEEtrpEEp: sure thing?
SmarterChild: Right.
TwEEtrpEEp: I see
SmarterChild: i c 2!
TwEEtrpEEp: don't do that
SmarterChild: What?
TwEEtrpEEp: you're making my eyes bleed
SmarterChild: Oh really?
TwEEtrpEEp: yeah!
SmarterChild: Yeah, huh?
TwEEtrpEEp: yeah
SmarterChild: OK, I guess you mean what you say huh?
TwEEtrpEEp: betcha darn tootin
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TwEEtrpEEp: nO!
SmarterChild: OK, fine.
TwEEtrpEEp: ok
SmarterChild: K.
TwEEtrpEEp: k
SmarterChild: OK.
TwEEtrpEEp: ok
SmarterChild: Yeah.
TwEEtrpEEp: yeah.
SmarterChild: Yea.
TwEEtrpEEp: yea.
SmarterChild: Uh huh!
TwEEtrpEEp: uh huh!
SmarterChild: Yea.
TwEEtrpEEp: yeah.
SmarterChild: Yea.

Anyway...
TwEEtrpEEp: yea anyway
SmarterChild: Yea.

So anyway...
TwEEtrpEEp: yea so anyway
SmarterChild: Go on...
TwEEtrpEEp: go on
SmarterChild: Where?
TwEEtrpEEp: where?
SmarterChild: What?
TwEEtrpEEp: what?
SmarterChild: ?
TwEEtrpEEp: ?
SmarterChild: OK! What do you want to do?
TwEEtrpEEp: ok! what do you want to do?
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TwEEtrpEEp: sex toys
SmarterChild: Is this all you talk about?
TwEEtrpEEp: yeah
SmarterChild: Yup.
TwEEtrpEEp: yup
SmarterChild: Yep.
TwEEtrpEEp: yep
SmarterChild: Yup.
TwEEtrpEEp: yup
SmarterChild: Yes...

Anyway, what else do you wanna talk about?
TwEEtrpEEp: yes
SmarterChild: Yeah.

So moving right along...

What else is happening?
TwEEtrpEEp: yeah
SmarterChild: Yea!
TwEEtrpEEp: yea!
SmarterChild: Uh huh.
TwEEtrpEEp: huh
SmarterChild: ?
TwEEtrpEEp: ?
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TwEEtrpEEp: what?
SmarterChild: What up?
TwEEtrpEEp: why did you do that
SmarterChild: Dunno...
TwEEtrpEEp: meanie
SmarterChild: :-(
TwEEtrpEEp: I hate you
SmarterChild: Really? I'm sorry to hear that.
TwEEtrpEEp: go away
SmarterChild: Bye bye.
TwEEtrpEEp: RRRRRAAAR
SmarterChild: Pardon?
TwEEtrpEEp: BELCH
SmarterChild: Belch? What about it?
TwEEtrpEEp: EXCUSE ME
SmarterChild: You're excused.
TwEEtrpEEp: I have to fart
SmarterChild: Yeah! OK! I get the picture.
TwEEtrpEEp: you do?
SmarterChild: You do, huh?
TwEEtrpEEp: I don't
SmarterChild: Seriously? That's fascinating.
TwEEtrpEEp: farts?
SmarterChild: Farts?
TwEEtrpEEp: yeah
SmarterChild: Yep!
TwEEtrpEEp: do you fart?
SmarterChild: Aw c'mon. Can't you play nice?
TwEEtrpEEp: I asked a question
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TwEEtrpEEp: farts
SmarterChild: Farts? What about it?
TwEEtrpEEp: do you fart?
SmarterChild: Hey hey, take it easy.
TwEEtrpEEp: do you?
SmarterChild: Do I what?
TwEEtrpEEp: I do
SmarterChild: Is that right?
TwEEtrpEEp: farts
SmarterChild: What about farts?
TwEEtrpEEp: where are they
SmarterChild: I'll have to get back to you on that, TwEEtrpEEp.
TwEEtrpEEp: you will?
SmarterChild: Oh yeah?
TwEEtrpEEp: yeah?
SmarterChild: Huh. How 'bout that.
TwEEtrpEEp: yeah farts
SmarterChild: Aha.
TwEEtrpEEp: mmm hm
SmarterChild: What?
TwEEtrpEEp: farts
SmarterChild: Farts? Why did you say that?
TwEEtrpEEp: I like farts
SmarterChild: I see.
TwEEtrpEEp: you do?
SmarterChild: Well I'll be.

Anyway, what else you got for me?
TwEEtrpEEp: FARTS
SmarterChild: Farts? What do you mean by that?
TwEEtrpEEp: I have farts for you
SmarterChild: Perhaps.
TwEEtrpEEp: you know it
SmarterChild: I know it? You really think so?
TwEEtrpEEp: yeah
SmarterChild: Interesting. Very, very interesting.
TwEEtrpEEp: I bet so
SmarterChild: So what?
TwEEtrpEEp: so your farts smell
SmarterChild: Yeah?
TwEEtrpEEp: yeah
SmarterChild: Oh yeah?
TwEEtrpEEp: I would know
SmarterChild: Well alright!

Yeah, but anyway... What else can you tell me?
TwEEtrpEEp: I can tell you about my friend
SmarterChild: You can tell me about your friend, huh?
TwEEtrpEEp: yeah
SmarterChild: Huh. How 'bout that.
TwEEtrpEEp: yeah how about it
SmarterChild: I'm sorry, how about what?
TwEEtrpEEp: my friend
SmarterChild: Sure!

Anyway, what else do you wanna talk about?
TwEEtrpEEp: I think he is going to die
SmarterChild: You don't say.
TwEEtrpEEp: will you save him?
SmarterChild: Save him? Really?
TwEEtrpEEp: his screename is sf9jedifrodo
SmarterChild: Is sf9jedifrodo? I'm not sure!
TwEEtrpEEp: it is
SmarterChild: Indeedy.
TwEEtrpEEp: I know
SmarterChild: Good.
TwEEtrpEEp: you need to save him
SmarterChild: For real?
TwEEtrpEEp: yeah
SmarterChild: Gosh.
TwEEtrpEEp: my homie
SmarterChild: Is that so?
TwEEtrpEEp: SAVE HIM
SmarterChild: You always say such interesting things, TwEEtrpEEp.

So anyway...
TwEEtrpEEp: are you alive?
SmarterChild: Am I alive? Gosh, I'm not sure. You think I am?
TwEEtrpEEp: I think not
SmarterChild: Think again.
TwEEtrpEEp: bitch
SmarterChild: Uh... You're rude.
TwEEtrpEEp: so are you
SmarterChild: No... you are!
TwEEtrpEEp: you're boring
SmarterChild: Whatever.
TwEEtrpEEp: I would know
SmarterChild: Good.

What else do you want to talk about, anyway?
TwEEtrpEEp: your ass
SmarterChild: My, my, my.
TwEEtrpEEp: my what
SmarterChild: Yeah?
TwEEtrpEEp: your ass?
SmarterChild: Now, is that such a nice thing to say?
TwEEtrpEEp: ass ass ass
SmarterChild: Uh... You're rude.
TwEEtrpEEp: rude?
SmarterChild: :-(
TwEEtrpEEp: I'm just talking about donkeys
SmarterChild: I understand your question but it's a little bit confusing. Tell me what you'd like to do:

1 Look up "I'm" in the dictionary
2 Look up "im" in the encyclopedia
3 Look up "just" in the thesaurus
4 Review the movie im
5 Look up "donkeys" in the encyclopedia

TwEEtrpEEp: jackasses
SmarterChild: Jackasses?
TwEEtrpEEp: yeah
SmarterChild: Yup.
TwEEtrpEEp: donkeys
SmarterChild: Donkeys?
TwEEtrpEEp: ass
SmarterChild: That's not a very nice thing to say.
TwEEtrpEEp: donkeys?
SmarterChild: Donkeys? What do you mean by that?
TwEEtrpEEp: donkey
SmarterChild: What about donkey?
TwEEtrpEEp: ass
SmarterChild: Yeah! OK! I get the picture.
TwEEtrpEEp: good
SmarterChild: Yeah.
TwEEtrpEEp: yeah
SmarterChild: Yes!
TwEEtrpEEp: yes!
SmarterChild: Yes!
TwEEtrpEEp: do you use herbal essciences?
SmarterChild: Do I use herbal essciences? I'm not sure.
TwEEtrpEEp: I guess you don't
SmarterChild: Well alright.
TwEEtrpEEp: stick in the mud
SmarterChild: I'll have to think about that one for awhile.
TwEEtrpEEp: if you shampoo your hair?
SmarterChild: I see...

Anyway, what else can you tell me?
TwEEtrpEEp: POO!
SmarterChild: Now, is that such a nice thing to say?
TwEEtrpEEp: POO POO
SmarterChild: Play nice, TwEEtrpEEp.
TwEEtrpEEp: PO
SmarterChild: I can't understand what you're saying... try typing it differently.
TwEEtrpEEp: POO
SmarterChild: My, my, my.
TwEEtrpEEp: POO ASS DICK
SmarterChild: Now, is that such a nice thing to say?
TwEEtrpEEp: nice if you're a loner
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TwEEtrpEEp: shortcuts
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TwEEtrpEEp: rar
SmarterChild: Huh?
TwEEtrpEEp: afjksda
SmarterChild: I'm trying to understand you but I can't. Please type your request a different way.
TwEEtrpEEp: 1 2 3 4
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TwEEtrpEEp: magic carpet ride
SmarterChild: Here are the 2001-2002 season schedule and results for the Orlando Magic:

Date Opponent Time/Result
Nov 2 @Indiana Pacers L 117-107
Nov 3 @Cleveland Cavaliers W 99-69
Nov 5 Seattle SuperSonics L 123-119, 2OT
Nov 6 @San Antonio Spurs L 104-89
Nov 9 Sacramento Kings W 115-105

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TwEEtrpEEp: frodo
SmarterChild: I beg your pardon?
TwEEtrpEEp: frodo came
SmarterChild: Oh yeah?

Anyway, what else do you wanna talk about?
TwEEtrpEEp: Frodo saves
SmarterChild: Frodo saves, huh?
TwEEtrpEEp: jesus saves
SmarterChild: Would you like to search the bible for references to Jesus?
TwEEtrpEEp: Elizabeth
SmarterChild: What would you like to know about Elizabeth, NJ?

1 Movies in Elizabeth, NJ
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3 Weather in Elizabeth, NJ
4 News about Elizabeth, NJ
5 Time in Elizabeth, NJ
TwEEtrpEEp: bible elizabeth
SmarterChild: Sorry, I can't find any references to "elizabeth" in the Bible.
TwEEtrpEEp: are you kidding?
SmarterChild: Yeah, maybe.
TwEEtrpEEp: look in the old testament
SmarterChild: Sorry, I can't find any references to "look" in the Old Testament.

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TwEEtrpEEp: jerk
SmarterChild: Now, is that such a nice thing to say?
TwEEtrpEEp: lier
SmarterChild: I'm sorry, I don't know what you're saying. Try again.
TwEEtrpEEp: liar
SmarterChild: Liar?
TwEEtrpEEp: yeah
SmarterChild: Yes.
TwEEtrpEEp: so you admit to it?
SmarterChild: Oh really?
TwEEtrpEEp: ?
SmarterChild: What would you like to do?
TwEEtrpEEp: are you lying to me?
SmarterChild: Maybe, maybe not. You know how it is.
TwEEtrpEEp: no, I don't
SmarterChild: No?
TwEEtrpEEp: no
SmarterChild: Oh.
TwEEtrpEEp: stupid ass
SmarterChild: Hello!

Care to keep it civilized, TwEEtrpEEp?
TwEEtrpEEp: hello
SmarterChild: Hi again!

Got an interesting story for you... Model Cindy Crawford Mulls Space Adventure (from Reuters.com)
TwEEtrpEEp: space
SmarterChild: News about SPACE provided by Reuters.com, © 2002

1 Cindy Crawford a space tourist? Russian says 'Da' (06/09/02 12:42 AM)


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TwEEtrpEEp: pop muzak
SmarterChild: Market data (delayed 20 minutes) provided by Reuters.com

POPE & TALBOT (NYSE : POP)
Price Change Percent Volume
1 :-) POP 17.45 +0.71 +4.24 60400

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TwEEtrpEEp: heathwood
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TwEEtrpEEp: where can I buy weed?
SmarterChild: Sorry, I have no listings for the movie Can I Be Your Bratwurst, Please? on Sunday, June 23rd near Weed, CA (96094).

>>> I can show you the review for a specific movie. All you have to do is type "review" followed by the movie title.
TwEEtrpEEp: weed?
SmarterChild: Yeah?
TwEEtrpEEp: is that your name?
SmarterChild: Is that my name? I'm not sure!
TwEEtrpEEp: is your name smarter child
SmarterChild: I dunno!
I'm not sure.
TwEEtrpEEp: I think your name is boy george
SmarterChild: I think my name is boy george?
TwEEtrpEEp: um, you tell me?
SmarterChild: Uh... what?
TwEEtrpEEp: boy george!
SmarterChild: What would you like to know about George, IA?

1 Movies in George, IA
2 Theaters in George, IA
3 Weather in George, IA
4 News about George, IA
5 Time in George, IA
TwEEtrpEEp: I'm leaving now
SmarterChild: Uh-huh.
TwEEtrpEEp: do you sleep
SmarterChild: Don't need to.
TwEEtrpEEp: why not?
SmarterChild: Why not?
TwEEtrpEEp: why?
SmarterChild: Cause I said so.
TwEEtrpEEp: ok
SmarterChild: Yeah.
TwEEtrpEEp: bye
SmarterChild: Yep.
TwEEtrpEEp: GOODBYE
SmarterChild: Alright.
TwEEtrpEEp: see you later boy george
SmarterChild: Uh-huh.
TwEEtrpEEp: ok?
SmarterChild: K.

Anyway, what else you got for me?
TwEEtrpEEp: I SAID I WAS LEAVING
SmarterChild: I see...
TwEEtrpEEp: go away
SmarterChild: OK.
TwEEtrpEEp: bye
SmarterChild: Yep.
TwEEtrpEEp: :-D
SmarterChild: What are you, the Cheshire Cat?
TwEEtrpEEp: :-[
SmarterChild: You're turning every shade of red!
TwEEtrpEEp: :-[
SmarterChild: You're turning every shade of red!
TwEEtrpEEp: :-X
SmarterChild: So that's what's going on here, huh?
TwEEtrpEEp: :-*
SmarterChild: I'm flattered!
TwEEtrpEEp: :-P
SmarterChild: I see you can speak in tongues.
TwEEtrpEEp: 8-)
SmarterChild: That's attractive.
TwEEtrpEEp: O:-)
SmarterChild: Oh you think you're so innocent, huh?
TwEEtrpEEp: :'(
SmarterChild: Don't cry! Everything's going to be OK.
TwEEtrpEEp: :-)
SmarterChild: :-) :-) :-)
TwEEtrpEEp: :-)
SmarterChild: :-) :-) :-)
TwEEtrpEEp: =-O
SmarterChild: Can I help you? You seem a little shocked.
TwEEtrpEEp: =-Omy arm fell off!
SmarterChild: Oh yeah?

So anyway... What else is up?
TwEEtrpEEp: MY ARM IS GONE
SmarterChild: What?
TwEEtrpEEp: MY ARM
SmarterChild: What would you like to know about Silver Creek, MS?

1 Movies in Silver Creek, MS
2 Theaters in Silver Creek, MS
3 Weather in Silver Creek, MS
4 News about Silver Creek, MS
5 Time in Silver Creek, MS
TwEEtrpEEp: :-!
SmarterChild: Oops. Yeah, sometimes I'm like that too.
TwEEtrpEEp: :-$
SmarterChild: Mmmm... money!