ok I am feeling creative so I am going to write a story. I hope you like my daping fomeness. This story requires previous knowledge of: phone card usage

Once there was this girl. She was really weird. The only thing she ever ate was apple sauce and chocolate milk so she was weird looking too. One day she was walking in an apple orchard thinking about how all the apples would be so good if they were apple sauce when she found a card. It said: "AT&T prepaid phone card 45 minutes" and it was new! The pin number haden't been scratched off yet either. But everyone knows that you can only scratch off the magical silver stuff with a coin, and this girl had no money because she didn't have a job or anything and she got her food from her parents that she lived with. She didn't go to school though. She just walked around in apple orchards thinking about how the apples would be so much better off if they were apple sauce.

So she started searching for a coin so she could use her new "AT&T prepaid phone card 45 minutes". Since she didn't have any she tried to scratch it off with sticks from the apple trees and rocks and small birds and even apples but nothing worked. She was sad. It is a known fact that only coins work on those infernal phone cards. And fingernails but this girl didn't have fingernails. She just didn't have any. She was weird.

The girl went home that night and asked her parents for a coin to scratch off the pin number on her "AT&T prepaid phone card 45 minutes" but her parents thought she was just mooching off them (even if it was just once cent) so they said no. The girl was very sad and destraught.

She ended up planting the phone card in the ground and it grew into a tree. The tree's fruit were coins. The girl was very happy so she got a coin and chopped the tree down (but not with the coin) and dug up the "AT&T prepaid phone card 45 minutes" and scratched off the pin number. She ran to her parent's phone in their house and sat down to make her long awaited long distance phone call. But the girl didn't know anyone besides her parents. She didn't have anyone to call.

the end.